Dear Rob Ford a Happy Birthday to you!
Now what is that you would like us to do?
There must be something you perhaps like.
Though your critiques, I’m sure, would want your head on a pike.
How about a Stairmaster to slim down those thighs?
Or perhaps something else that can help you get high,
Weed, crack, hashish, whatever you like to pop.
I heard your brother has a one stop shop.
We know you’re a butt man so to you I propose,
A date with herself the one the only Ms. J. Lo.
This birthday hasn’t been an easy one for ya
How about a helmet to protect you from flying cameras
Subways to run away from the press pack,
Or a good PR team pick up all the flack.
But maybe like Homer Simpson what you really need
Are the Denver Broncos, your very own football team.
Happy Birthday!
