Something To Think About When You Watch the Republican Debates

Something I've been thinking about when I see the American Republican Candidates:
The Scarecrow

"If I only had a brain"

The Tin Man

"If I only had a heart"

The Cowardly Lion

"If I only had some courage"

And Whatever

A Shoe Freak Comes Clean

If you guys didn't know I am a shoe freak. I LOVE shoes, especially tall beautiful stilletos.

Here is my new shoe fantasy. The Christian Louboutin Pensee shoe from the Spring '95 or is it '94 collection. It is I think the first to have to red sole. I love everything about these shoes from the cartoonish pop art quality, to the red sole, to the bright yellow colour, to the giant flower on the side, it just sends me into a shoe-gasm. The only thing I don't like about this shoe is the price. Originally set at $400 it is now part of Louboutins anniversary collection (and rightly so, they're so fantastic!) meaning the price has jumped up to just under  $900 dollars. Well a girl can dream. If there are any wealthy benefactors out there who would like to make a girl dreams come true I'm a size 7.

Saturday Night Live

Dear Saturday Night Live,
Don't know who's going to read this but I just wanted to say it. I'm so sick on Saturday Night Live not because it's shitty comedy (which is not bad, but hey its not great either) but for the fact that they're too reliant on old cast members and old hosts. Please stop with the Steve Martins, Alec Baldwins, Justin Timberlakes, Amy Phoelers, and Tina Feys and actually let there new people shine and maybe just maybe they might surprise you and be actually good. Oh wait why would they ever do that because that would involve taking a risk which Michaels and Myers would never do because SNL has lost the ability to take any risks (which made the show so good in its heyday). P.S. Stop making Wiig do crazy characters its annoying, she's is funny and can write well but seriously it's enough show her strengths.
Seriously,
Fed up, not old but grouchy woman